This weekend at the New Leaders Council Institute, I was charged with giving a moving two minute speech on the topic of “change one thing.” It made me think not only of the big picture things I want to change in the world (inequality, racism, hate, etc.) but also about all the little things I would do differently if I was in charge of the world. Here’s my top eight* list for today – what would be on yours?
- Lego Friends – This is what I actually said in our class this weekend. I believe that Lego Friends embodies pretty much everything that is wrong with our country in terms of sexism. Girls were playing with Legos before, and they’ll keep playing with them now – by creating a separate product of building blocks that are pinks and pastels, we’re drawing a line and establishing boy toys and girl toys in one of the VERY few areas where this wasn’t already black and white. Please, for the love of all that is gender neutral, listen to the little girls and boys who are writing to you and go back to the drawing board on this one.
- Its – Look, I get what we’re trying to do here, differentiating between the contraction it is and that which belongs to it, but I’m tired of these shenanigans. Give the damn second meaning an apostrophe already so it can match basically every other possessive version of anything.
- The hours of the T – Attention city planners: we didn’t move to Boston because we wanted to end our nights out in time to catch the last train at 12:30. We came here because we wanted to be young and enjoy the good life, but you’re cutting our fun short with these ridiculous timetables and silly roads that make a 5-mile cab ride cost $35. Since I doubt we’re going to build more efficient roads, can we please get some leniency with the weekend hours on the T? Even just by an hour or two?
- Cover charges – Please go away. That is all.
- The prevalence of pomegranate – This is being phased out, thank goodness, but the sooner the better! I’m allergic and I’m sick of having to stay away from shampoos, dressings, and delicious looking drinks. I’m ready for the next big thing, and hopefully this one won’t make me break out in hives.
- eBooks – It has finally happened that someone offered to lend me a book… on my non-existent Kindle. I think that the more reading, the better in general, but the hard truth is that unless the other person has the same technology, you can’t share books this way, and that breaks my little bibliophile heart right in half. Paper, please?
- The return of common decency – I want to see this happen, STAT. It shouldn’t be ok to call a woman a “slut” or “prostitute” – whether she’s a waitress who pisses you off OR a 3L at Georgetown law who wanted to talk about the need for contraception coverage in the health care amendments. We need to all come together and remind people – and ourselves – that this is inappropriate and we can be better than that. Also, stand up for old people on the T and cover your mouth when you sneeze, please!
- The lack of Food network at BSC – It’s minor, but the only regret I had in finally leaving Planet Fitness for Boston Sports Club (in all their pool-and-spinning-class glory) was that PF got the Food Network and BSC does not, which means the end to my dinner adventure inspiration. Instead, I’m always going to want a beer at MacLarens like in How I Met Your Mother.
This list is far from complete (see below) but it’s still nice to get these little wishes off my chest in case I meet a mini-genie one day. Never say never! And Lego – you can expect to hear from me soon.
*Hate imperfectly numbered lists? Send me your top ideas and maybe I’ll adopt two more!