Just some final words before the ceremony commences:

I thought Queen Sally
had a nice ring to it.
I’d be the first one.

I already have
my own sweet tiara too.
(Thanks, Grandma! Love it!)

Not one for younger
brothers.  So the dream ends here.
Goodbye, fair England!

Someday I’ll meet Kate.
And when we shake hands, I’ll be
“Madame President.”

That sounds better anyway.