My Christmas wishes:

1. A cure for cancer
2. For my loved ones to be happy, healthy, and close to me
3. More travel, good food, and beautiful scenic views in the coming year
4. To make a positive difference in the world

Steve Martin, however, has other ideas.

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[Hilarious, but not entirely suitable for work.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you.]